ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod

seriously: I had to run out and buy some pants that fit me today. I just bought some, but they are slipping right down around my ankles when I walk (this is good -- refer to my previous postings about body loathing.)

I bought a size today, that I will not announce to the world... but suffice it to say, I haven't worn that size since the fall of 1998. 7 years of fat -- see ya!