If You Are Reading This

by Lynn Levin, from Imaginarium. © Loonfeather Press, Bemidji, Minnesota.

GIRL WITH DOG IN RAIN! Sweetheart, where are you now? Saw you at 16th and Walnut with your chocolate lab under an awning.It was raining parking lights and car horns. I was the guy double-parked delivering a tray of bagels to a corporate meeting. Nice stuff, 5 flavors, cream cheese and chives, butter daisies. Our eyes met, do you remember? I can't get you out of my mind. [Box 347]

OLD LADY AT QUIK MART. When I weighed your peppers, yousaid I had my thumb on the scale, then you called over the managerwho yelled at me and docked my pay. You: Old bag in a tan overcoat,muffler, purple pocketbook, evil eye. Me: Goatee, geek glasses, facialhardware. Please give me the opportunity to stab you. [Box 1601]

CHAD, LET ME EXPLAIN. That guy you saw me with on R7 local on Columbus Day meant nothing to me. He\'s just a commuter.Your silent treatment is unbearable! I'm beggin' you baby, come back![Box 776]

PENN CENTER ELEVATORS FROM 16th TO 30th FLOOR. Iwant to push your magic buttons. I want to draw Mona Lisas on your beautiful skin. You: Backless red dress, black heels. Me: Bald guy, 35.We rode up together, you got off at 19. I was too shy to talk to you.Now full of regrets. How about sushi or tantric sex? [Box 1446]

GUY ON R7 LOCAL OCT. 10, EVENING COMMUTE. You satnext to me and suddenly it was Valentine's Day. You liked my Offspring button. I told you about med tech school. You let me take your pulse. It was almost like holding hands. You: Hilfiger sweatshirt, laptop, got off at Somerton. Me: Hip chick, red hair, Capri jeans. Let's pick up wherewe left off. [Box 777]

YO! YOU THERE ON DEERPATH DR. I'm the telemarketer you dissed. Wasn't selling you anything, SOB, just giving you a free estimate on kitchen cabinets. I know your number and where you live. Call now to apologize. [Box 961]

OFFICEMAX, FEASTERVILLE, YEAR AND A HALF AGO. You: long black trenchcoat with three-piece suit. Me: Asian girl with blackjacket, wet curly hair, tight black pants, sunglasses on my head. You stared at me a long time waiting at checkout. We looked at each other as you walked out. Will renew until I find you. [Box 1674]


sgh personal commentary: I'm addicted to missed connections, Saw You's, etc... they are so fascinating! A completely legal way to peeping tom into a complete stranger's psyche. Love it!