15.7.05

my fortune

my fortune over lunch today:
You're doomed to a life with a green thumb and a Midas touch.


sgh commentary: Aw, shucks. I was sort of hoping to be useless and po' my whole life.

14.7.05

today's universal truths

1) There is nothing wrong with food that either curry or bacon will not fix
2) Raw snap peas make a fine addition to any cold salad item
3) Just when you start thinking the worst of humanity, voila! they surprise you
4) One o-clock meetings should be banned for all eternity
5) Microsoft is, in fact, out to highlight my career with memorable migraine headaches
6) The human race really ought to take Paige's advice and begin calling muffins, "fuffins". It gives the day the right perspective

7.7.05

the essential stupidity of sprawl

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the tress, then names the streets after them."
(Bill Vaughn)

1.7.05

the Zen of Workplace Haiku (mixing my cultures here...)

Amidst the paper
she dreams of fruity cocktails
time stands still in cubes
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the corporate whore
rolls her eyes and sighs loudly
work is such a drag