Leader of the Pack?

It's been brought to my attention that I'm throwing several of my girlfriends into a tailspin, thanks to the McClintock effect.

So. Strange.

I'm sorry, ladies. Sometimes there's a downside to getting close to someone.
And Dammit. Now I have the Police song, Don't Stand So Close to Me, in my head. I'm envisioning girly-organs orbiting around one another. Damned imagination, damned anticipation of travelling, damn it all.

Ah well. Beats Papa Don't Preach, which was the song of the morning.