today's universal truths

1) There is nothing wrong with food that either curry or bacon will not fix
2) Raw snap peas make a fine addition to any cold salad item
3) Just when you start thinking the worst of humanity, voila! they surprise you
4) One o-clock meetings should be banned for all eternity
5) Microsoft is, in fact, out to highlight my career with memorable migraine headaches
6) The human race really ought to take Paige's advice and begin calling muffins, "fuffins". It gives the day the right perspective